Boomers- 10 steps to landing that job!

  1. Get a face lift
  2. Get a really buff body
  3. Buy a new tailored business suit
  4. Ooze confidence (you can leap tall buildings in single bound- you have done so in the past-without your red cape)
  5. Have your Doctorate Degree
  6. Carry your portfolio of achievements
  7. Wow them with all the knowledge you have about the inner workings of their company
  8. Make sure you are a personal friend of the most admired person on staff
  9. Drink a cup of coffee (pop a mint) and have a “5 Hour Energy Drink” just before the interview –you want them to think that your energy never stops
  10. Hint that you have thought of ways that you can help them improve their bottom line
  11. Bonus!! tell them you really work cheap, they will get a lot of ROI from you.

Now, sit back and wait, because they will be busy interviewing 150 plus other individuals for the position of “short order cook”.  Good luck Fingers crossed

Just another day floating on my iceberg.  See you in cyber space friend.

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